PIRANHA 2010

Wow, it’s been a while and been very quiet on the movie front lately. Seems like the crop of movies this year are very lame, and this one falls right in line. Being a fan of the original Roger Corman camp classic Piranha, I was curious about this one, but not expecting much after the trailers looked absolutely terrible.

The film has a few really good cast members, Elisabeth Shue (Leaving Las Vegas, Back to the Future trilogy) and Ving Rhames (Mission Impossible). For those expecting Elisabeth Shue in a bikini….in 3D (O.T. Ross) that scene never comes. However this film seems to put nudity above everything else in the film, even above story and effects. The 3D in this movie is so lame it looks as if high school students did this after a few beers on a single Friday night. How they got big name actors to jump in this one, who knows. Especially Richard Dreyfuss (Jaws, The Goodbye Girl), who seems to be reprising his role of Matt Hopper, even though his last name is different in the credits, does this guy just need a paycheck or what?

Well, my advice for this movie, for the same money you can go get a 6 pack of beer and rent Girls Gone Wild. This movie is not even one of those guilty  horror movie pleasures like Anaconda or Lake Placid. To me this film was lame on every front…..I want my money back!

American Graffiti

amgrafdvdWhere were you in ’62……

Fans of George Lucas and his Star Wars fantasy films often overlook this small masterpiece. I doubt George knew what a great film he had going, filming in a very quick 29 days and casting virtually unknown actors. This may be the ultimate cruising movie, powered with a who’s who of soundtracks, it is almost like you are taking a ride yourself for two hours.

This film follows a group of teenagers for one night, that have just graduated high school, and the dilemmas they face about school, relationships and growing up. Curt, played by Richard Dreyfuss (Jaws, Mr Holland’s Opus), and Steve, played by Ron Howard (Music Man, Happy Days), are supposed to go off to college the next morning and Curt is having second thoughts. Steve is working on finalizing leaving town, getting Terry the Toad to watch his car and having the relationship talk with Curt’s sister, Laurie, played by Cindy Williams (Laverne & Shirley). Harrison Ford (Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark), plays Bob Falfa, who spends the evening tracking down John Milner to challenge him in a drag race. All of this teenage drama is pulled together by the voice over the radio, their idol, Wolfman Jack, the common thread for everyone in the film.

This film, nominated for 5 Oscars in 1973 including Best Picture, is a great ride to take. Having never lived in 62, cruised in those cars, danced to that music, this movie will leave you feeling you have lived it all. I highly recommend this film to everyone.

“Get your bugaloos out baby! The Wolfman is everywhere. ”  –Wolfman Jack