PIRANHA 2010

Wow, it’s been a while and been very quiet on the movie front lately. Seems like the crop of movies this year are very lame, and this one falls right in line. Being a fan of the original Roger Corman camp classic Piranha, I was curious about this one, but not expecting much after the trailers looked absolutely terrible.

The film has a few really good cast members, Elisabeth Shue (Leaving Las Vegas, Back to the Future trilogy) and Ving Rhames (Mission Impossible). For those expecting Elisabeth Shue in a bikini….in 3D (O.T. Ross) that scene never comes. However this film seems to put nudity above everything else in the film, even above story and effects. The 3D in this movie is so lame it looks as if high school students did this after a few beers on a single Friday night. How they got big name actors to jump in this one, who knows. Especially Richard Dreyfuss (Jaws, The Goodbye Girl), who seems to be reprising his role of Matt Hopper, even though his last name is different in the credits, does this guy just need a paycheck or what?

Well, my advice for this movie, for the same money you can go get a 6 pack of beer and rent Girls Gone Wild. This movie is not even one of those guilty  horror movie pleasures like Anaconda or Lake Placid. To me this film was lame on every front…..I want my money back!

No Time For Sergeants

I can’t tell you how long I have been waiting for this DVD. No Time For Sergeants is a movie that I grew up on, and to finally be able to get in on DVD, what a treat. If you have never seen this film, it’s classic Andy Griffith . Granted he is playing a character he is known for, a bumbling backwoods “plowboy,” as they say in the film. It is a classic fish “out of water” tale, but sets up very nicely for a very funny family friendly movie. If you like the humor of the Marx Brothers or even the Andy Griffith show, I would highly recommend you catch this film.

No Time For Sergeants also stars a very young Murray Hamilton as Irving S. Blanchard. The young upstart who thinks he’s in charge, but don’t hold that against him, he’s had ROTC . You might remember him as the mayor in Jaws. Myron McCormick is perfect as Sergeant King, who is just wants to be left alone and not make waves.  Also look for Don Knotts (The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, The Apple Dumpling Gang), Raymond Baily (The Beverly Hillbillies) and Jamie Farr (MASH).

So, for my recommendation, for sure, see it. If the film kind of  reminds you of the TV series Gomer Pyle, this is the film that inspired that series. Kind of funny that the film inspired the series, yet was a spinoff from the  Andy Griffith Show. This is just all around good fun, worth seeing for sure!